Man On A Mission!

BARRY UPDATE June 29th 2002

Barry is keeping busy watching the house while his parents are out rafting in the Grand Canyon. His duties involve making sure no horses fall into the Dead Dog Ditch (formerly known as "Barrington"), Making sure no one breaks into the house, making sure Spencer is given food, cloths, and water... or at least two of those three. And most importantly, Barry is in charge of "Making Sure The Beer is ONLY used for COOKING."

Like thats going to happen.

Barry has also been spending many hours playing Grand Theft Auto 3, and sometimes watching me play Fantavision! :)


I've known Barry since the Second grade, BUT We really started hanging out around 6th grade.

Barry lived at my house for just about all of Jr. High. No, it wasnt because his parents were down and out alcoholics... it was because me and Barry had a special bond that held us together. One that could not be broken. I call this bond "Super Nintendo."

I think of all the nights we would spend trying to find new secrets on Super Mario World. Or how many weeks would would spend playing Dragon Warrior.

They weren't always the best of times... Once me and Barry were at U-City mall, and I loaned him some money to play the Wrestlefest arcade game. He was just about to beat the Legion of Doom when I ran out of quarters! Barry's eyes turned blood red, and I think I saw smoke coming out of his ears! He begged me for another quarter, but I didnt have any. While walking away from the arcade, Barry slapped me on the back.

But I forgive him.

Name: William Barrington Worden AKA Uncle Barry

Date Of Birth: Sept. 13th 1978

Sex: All Man!

Height: Taller than a priest on Sunday!

Weight: Not heavy... thats me picking him up in the suplex picture.

Occupation: The Hand Of God and Part time Uncle.

Bust: Smooth, Supple and ever so sweet!

Aliases: Face, Captain Happy, James McBride, Barry "The Hairstylist" Cheesecake.

Turn Ons: Cat food, flying shuttlecrafts, Baskin Robbins, WWF, Coconut Sandwiches!

Turn Offs: Bad stuff, razors, getting locked in trunks, R-Rated Movies (except for the ones he really likes),

Quotes: "Uh duh, fud, duh duh!" "I'd like one coconut sandwich please!"


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